AI Product Launch Kit
$0 Free. No card needed.
- 48-hour run sheet
- 26-prompt pack
- Launch calendar spreadsheet
- THD process case study
- Optional qualified-brand teardown
Launch your next product in 48 hours, with the AI tools you already pay for.
Shots, films, ready-to-upload ads, and a launch page in 48 hours.
Get 3 free product shots
Or get the free AI Product Launch Kit
Christian reviews every piece.
Free AI product shots
Upload one product photo. Get 3 studio shots and 1 ready-to-run ad back within 48 hours. Free.
Limited to 20 a week.
Ready-to-run ad
Want the whole launch? The 48-Hour Launch is $1,500 for our first 3 brands.
Got it. Your shots arrive within 48 hours.
How the 48 hours work.
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Day 0
Product, files, access ready.
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Hours 0-13
References, shots, scripts. Night 1: renders.
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Hours 21-38
Films, ads, page, messages. Night 2: ad review (platform timing varies).
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Hours 45-48
QA. Nothing goes live without your OK. 7-day testing plan.
What you get.
Film
Ad set
Launch page
We make
- Shots, 3 scripts, 2-3 vertical films
- Meta + TikTok ads, ready to upload
- Launch page on a copied theme + email/SMS
- QA + 7-day testing plan
You bring
- Product + brand files
- Claude or ChatGPT + an image/video app
- Store, email/SMS, ad accounts + spend
No markup on AI.
From our own brand.
The Hat Dealers RACING SERIES: films, page, email/SMS. That drop wasn't timed as a 48-Hour Launch.
Choose your launch.
The 48-Hour Launch
48-Hour Launch
$2,500 one time
$1,500 founding price
For our first 3 brands, in return for case-study permission.
- Product shots + 2-3 vertical films
- Meta + TikTok ads, ready to upload
- Launch page + email/SMS
- QA + 7-day testing plan
Partner
$2,500/mo
Month to month. Cancel anytime.
- One 48-hour launch/month
- Weekly 30-min review
- Creative + ad direction
Ad spend and AI subscriptions stay on your own card.
You own everything we make: every file, page, and ad. Your accounts stay yours.
Before we start.
What does it cost?
Kit: free. Launch: $2,500 once ($1,500 for our first 3 brands). Partner: $2,500/month, one launch/month + weekly review; cancel anytime. AI subscriptions and ad spend are separate.
What does "48 hours" really mean?
48 clock hours from kickoff to launch-ready, with three working blocks and two nights when renders and ad review run. You need the product in hand before we start.
What isn't in the 48 hours?
- Shipping products to you or orders to customers.
- Ad review: Meta and TikTok usually review within 24 hours; some take longer.
- New SMS numbers: carrier approval can take several business days.
- Real-model shoots, legal review, sales. We get you launch-ready; we can't promise results.
What tools do I need?
ChatGPT or Claude (about $20/mo), an image/video app, store, and ad accounts. We send a Day 0 checklist.
Can anything go live without me?
No. Ads are uploaded paused, or scheduled only after you approve them. Nothing goes live without your OK.
Your next launch.
What happens next
Your application is saved.
Saved for review. Start date not yet confirmed.